πŸŽ™ Gorilla Position Β· WAW Weekly Column Β· Tuesday, July 14, 2026

Three stories broke through the noise this week, and none of them are getting the attention they deserve. Ethan Page is out here telling uncomfortable truths about fan culture, Jeff Jarrett is implying Dark Side of the Ring barely dented TNA’s actual history, and Mercedes Mone is doing that thing she does where she posts a graphic and the internet loses its mind over Bayley. Let’s actually think about all of it.

Ethan Page Is Saying What Half the Locker Room Is Thinking

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Ethan Page’s comments about fans hijacking entrance themes aren’t just a hot take β€” they’re a diagnosis. When a crowd is more invested in singing along to a theme than in what a character is doing in the ring, the character has already lost. Page’s point is fundamentally about the erosion of kayfabe through participation culture, where the audience’s need to perform for each other starts to override the actual storytelling happening in front of them. This isn’t a new problem, but it has accelerated in the post-pandemic era where crowd interaction became a crutch for wrestlers who needed a shortcut to connection. Page himself has built one of the more genuinely menacing characters in WWE without relying on a singalong hook, which gives him standing to make this argument. The people dismissing him as a heel doing heel things are missing the point β€” being a heel doesn’t make you wrong.

The Chair Spot Story Is a Reminder That NXT Is Still Playing a Dangerous Game

The revelation that Ricky Saints nearly lost his eye during that chair spot with Ethan Page on the May 27, 2025 episode of NXT reframes how we look back at that moment. At the time, the trachea injury was reported and mostly processed as one of those brutal accidents that happens in professional wrestling β€” ugly, unfortunate, but survivable. The idea that it was simultaneously nearly blinding someone is a different conversation entirely. NXT has been positioning itself as a developmental ground that also doubles as a legitimate main roster feeder show, which means the physical demands on performers are climbing while the experience levels of those performers sometimes aren’t. This isn’t an indictment of anyone specifically, but it should prompt a harder look at how high-risk spots are being conceived and approved for talents still finding their footing. The fact that Page is telling this story now, over a year later, suggests even he needed some distance to process it.

Jeff Jarrett Saying Dark Side Barely Scratched TNA’s Surface Should Alarm and Excite You in Equal Measure

If Jeff Jarrett β€” a man with every reason to want TNA’s messiest chapters buried β€” is publicly saying Dark Side of the Ring left significant stories on the table, you have to wonder what didn’t make the cut. The series is not known for pulling punches, so the implication that the TNA episodes were truncated versions of a much larger disaster is genuinely staggering. TNA’s history is already one of the most chaotic stretches in mainstream professional wrestling β€” the Vince Russo years, the Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff takeover, the Jeff Hardy incident at Victory Road, the endless cycle of signing WWE veterans past their prime. The idea that there’s more, that there are stories even a documentary series dedicated to wrestling’s dark side couldn’t fully contain, says everything about how extraordinary that period actually was. Jarrett’s comments feel less like a complaint about the show and more like a warning that someone needs to write a book, and soon.

The Bayley-to-AEW Speculation Deserves More Skepticism Than It’s Getting

Mercedes Mone posting a graphic featuring Bayley is not news β€” it is a content strategy. Mone has done this before with other WWE names, and the wrestling internet’s tendency to treat every social media tease as a contractual preview plays directly into what makes AEW’s online presence function. That said, the Bayley situation is worth watching for reasons that have nothing to do with Mone’s TikTok activity. Bayley is one of the most complete performers in WWE, and if her contract is genuinely approaching its end, the question of her market value is a real one β€” especially in an era where AEW has signed people at price points that made no business sense and done it anyway. The more interesting question isn’t whether Mone’s post means something; it almost certainly doesn’t. The more interesting question is whether WWE has given Bayley a creative trajectory that makes staying feel worth it, and from the outside looking in, that answer isn’t obvious right now.

Ethan Page Calling Out The Rock Is the Most Logical Feud Nobody Is Taking Seriously

Ethan Page telling The Rock to put his little underwear on and get in the ring with him is funny on the surface, but it’s also a tactically smart career move. Page has spent the better part of two years establishing himself as someone willing to be genuinely dangerous and genuinely unpleasant on screen, and a call-out of the most famous man in the history of the business puts him in a conversation he wouldn’t otherwise be in. The Rock’s WWE schedule is unpredictable, and a full match remains unlikely in the near term, but the fact that Page had a memorable backstage interaction with him at NXT New Year’s Evil gives the call-out some texture β€” it’s not just a cold pitch, it’s a continuation. More wrestlers should be doing this kind of aggressive positioning. In an environment where the midcard often waits to be handed opportunities, Page is manufacturing his own gravity.

Kayfabe or Reality?

Wrestling constantly blurs the line between storyline and real life. Five statements β€” did this actually happen, or is it part of the show?

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